Publish Date: February 25, 2014
Kensington Books (Aphrodisia)

Sexy as sin and hot as hell, these firefighters smolder with passion and burn with desire. . .

“Fired Up” by Anne Marsh

Hannah Green watches for wildfires from an isolated fire tower in Sequoia National Park by day and radios Cajun firefighter Cole Henry at night to share carnal fantasies hot enough to start a forest fire. . .

 “Sizzle” by Lynn LaFleur

When photojournalist Maysen Halliday arrives in Lanville to take calendar pictures of the sexiest firefighters in Texas, red hot Fire Chief Clay Spencer makes her want him for her own personal centerfold…

“Five-Alarm Masquerade” by Stacey Kennedy

With her home destroyed in a fire, Abby has only the muscular arms of a rock hard firefighter to hold her up and the dream of blazing hot nights of pure erotic pleasure to keep her going. . .

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Emma wakes in a hospital, with no memory of what came before. Her husband, Declan, a powerful, seductive man, provides her with new memories, but her dreams contradict his stories, showing her a past life she can’t believe possible: memories of war, of a camp where girls are trained to be wives, of love for another man. Something inside her tells her not to speak of this, but she does not know why. She only knows she is at war with herself.

Suppressing those dreams during daylight hours, Emma lets Declan mold her into a happily married woman and begins to fall in love with him. But the day Noah stands before her, the line between her reality and dreams shatters.

In a future where women are a rare commodity, Emma fights for freedom but is held captive by the love of two men—one her husband, the other her worst enemy. If only she could remember which is which. . . .

As I’ve stumbled upon a few books with this same basic premise, I was pretty skeptical. Uncomfortable subject matter doesn’t necessarily turn me off, but I find it hard to root for submissive, meek heroines even if the submissive and meek parts aren’t necessarily her fault. But I’m also a sucker for complicated love triangles, so hey, how could I not try this one on for size?

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There is need… and then there is Fate.

Being destined to become some kind of supernatural electrical outlet isn’t exactly awesome — especially when Alexandria’s “other half” is everywhere she goes. Seth’s in her training room, outside her classes, and keeps showing up in her bedroom — so not cool. Their connection does have some benefits, like staving off her nightmares of the tragic showdown with her mother, but it has no effect on what Alex feels for the forbidden, pure-blooded Aiden. Or what he will do — and sacrifice — for her. 

When Daimons infiltrate the Covenants and attack students, the Gods send furies — lesser gods determined to eradicate any threat to the Covenants and to the Gods, and that includes the Apollyon…and Alex. If that and hordes of aether-sucking monsters didn’t blow bad enough, a mysterious threat seems willing to do anything to neutralize Seth, even if that means forcing Alex into servitude…or killing her.

When the Gods are involved, some decisions can never, ever be undone.

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Half-Blood by Jennifer Armentrout was one of my favorite books of 2011, and the sequel, Pure, is just as awesome; maybe even more so. It’s jam-packed with emotional conflict, romantic tension, suspense, and some very sexy demi-gods that keep my heart fluttering and my stomach twisting through all 329 pages of awesome.

As with the first book, Aiden and Alex’s relationship steals the show. I absolutely adore both of them as individual characters – Alex is stubborn and impulsive but she’s hilarious and kicks so much butt, and Aiden is sweet and compassionate and the sexiest, most well-rounded YA hero I’ve ever encountered. The idea of them hooking up (however forbidden it may be) fills me with fangirlish glee, and the awkward sexual tension really carries the book in a surprising way. It’s kind of scary how addicted I am to it, but I’m not about to question something that seems to work so well. The writing is simple but just vivid enough to make me feel like I’m right there in the story, which explains all the angry/happy/fangirlish outbursts… let’s just pretend those didn’t happen, shall we?

The plot doesn’t falter either. The various elements interweave together perfectly so that there’s never a dull moment. By the end of the novel there are plenty of unanswered questions that keep me excited for the next book, but at the same time enough is resolved to make me feel satisfied with this particular experience. There was one event, though, that broke my soul into several jagged pieces, but it’s followed by enough engrossing distractions to keep me from wallowing in the misery.

And honestly, I appreciate that Alex makes a lot of mistakes with serious consequences, because it makes her more ‘human’ and less of a super-special-mary-sue snowflake. I’ve seen a lot of heroines like that in YA fiction, so Alex’s complete lack of refinement and common sense is refreshing, if not a bit frustrating at times.

The only flaw I find with Pure is the constant bickering between Seth and Alex, as it gets old very quickly. Although I knew a love triangle was about to rear up the moment Seth appeared in Half-Blood, he just doesn’t give off the right vibe for me. Sure he’s hot in that bad boy kind of way, but he’s also a moody, immature slut, and just the thought of him ‘winning’ Alex makes me want to launch an apple at his nose. Ugh. Team Aiden fo sho.

I definitely recommend this to all the paranormal romance fans out there (and look at that cover! So shiny!)

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Occasionally, a book comes along that is so delightfully weird, magical, and heartbreaking that it leaves me staring at the last page, speechless long after I’ve finished… this is one of those books.

The novel follows seventeen-year old Karou, an art student studying in Prague, Czech Republic. She lives a life shrouded in mystery, with not even her closest friend knowing who she really is or where she comes from. Among her classmates, Karou is known as the enigmatic, blue haired girl who draws a specific array of chimeric creatures in her sketchbooks. But there’s one small twist – these creatures are real, and they’re the only family Karou has ever had. They include kind, maternal Issa, who is half serpent, half woman; “giraffe-necked” Twiga; parrot beaked Yasri, and, finally; Brimstone, a crocodile-lion-lizard-ram combination famously known as the “Wishmonger,” who grants wishes of increasing denominations to clients in return for teeth.

Despite having been raised in the small shop that Brimstone runs, Karou knows very little about the world her chimera family comes from, or the true purpose of the teeth Brimstone collects. That all changes when an excursion to Morocco for human teeth ends with Karou meeting the most beautiful, deadly creature she’s ever known – a “Seraph,” or angel – that leaves her, and her world, eternally changed.

The one chink in this amazingly creative and well-spun tale is, oddly enough, the romance. As soon as Karou and Akiva first lay eyes on each other, I know that they are meant to fall in love, and it annoys me. I’ve read so many fantasy and/or science fiction books lately that include star-crossed lovers as a subplot to the action, and most of those books did not do this well. Unless I’m reading a book that has romance clearly marked as its genre, I’m usually not fond of seeing it in fiction because the chemistry just isn’t there. I felt the same way for Daughter of Smoke and Bone; from the beginning the couple has the starry eyed, ‘omg-you-are-so-perfect-and-beautiful’ syndrome that means death to meaningful characterization. Akiva never becomes more than a pretty face for me because of this, and Karou loses the sarcastic bite that I’d come to love. Some conflict finally enters the relationship towards the end, but it’s not the kind of conflict that aids characters and makes romance more meaningful… It’s the tragic, hopeless kind that always kills the passion for me. Speaking of which, the book as a whole is very disheartening, a la Harry Potter.

I can enjoy sad novels – as I clearly have enjoyed this one – but reading too many in succession is probably bad for my health. The YA genre as a whole has taken a rather dark turn, and while I don’t mind it, someone really needs to recommend me a book about puppies or rainbows, or at the very least a novel where large amounts of people don’t die in a grisly fashion. Daughter of Smoke and Bone is a gripping, wholly original story that takes the concept of angels, demons, and magic to a different plane entirely.

This book has two sequels: Days of Blood and Starlight and Dreams of Gods and Monsters. The final book in the trilogy will be released April 2014.

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10 Steps to Creating a Male Hero that Every Girl Swoons Over

1. Give him a tragic past of epic proportions. Someone close to him must be dead (usually mother), and most likely he was verbally and physically abused. Even though he’s been struggling with his demons for years, he will be cured immediately when he sleeps with his Soul Mate at least once… but you should apply daily for maximum effect.

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(From Goodreads)

YOU CAN BE A VII. IF YOU GIVE UP EVERYTHING.

For Kitty Doe, it seems like an easy choice. She can either spend her life as a III in misery, looked down upon by the higher ranks and forced to leave the people she loves, or she can become a VII and join the most powerful family in the country.

If she says yes, Kitty will be Masked—surgically transformed into Lila Hart, the Prime Minister’s niece, who died under mysterious circumstances. As a member of the Hart family, she will be famous. She will be adored. And for the first time, she will matter.

There’s only one catch. She must also stop the rebellion that Lila secretly fostered, the same one that got her killed …and one Kitty believes in. Faced with threats, conspiracies and a life that’s not her own, she must decide which path to choose—and learn how to become more than a pawn in a twisted game she’s only beginning to understand.

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Pawn is a fast-paced political thriller that explores the standard dystopian tropes of social stratification and government corruption with a dash of science fiction mixed in. The novel takes place in the former United States in the distant future, after an exploding population depletes the country’s resources and plummets citizens into the worst famine in history. In response, the Hart family assumes power under the guise of eradicating the problem–now, citizens take a test on their 17th birthday that determines their ranking (I to VII, with I being the worst and VII being reserved only for members of the royal family) and their role in society. Naturally, this means everyone gets what they deserve and are rewarded only for their merits! …J/K, basically everyone is miserable and starving, because screw poor people, that’s why.

The book is told in Kitty’s point of view, and oddly, this seems to be its major flaw. She’s just not very interesting and empathetic to me, but I can’t really pinpoint why. She’s determined and intelligent with a strong moral compass, but at the same time she’s extremely naive and a bit too idealistic. There were a couple times where I couldn’t help but roll my eyes and groan with frustration when she decided to put her conscience before everything else. I understand the hesitation, especially for a 17-year-old, but considering what’s she been through and what she’s seen happen to her friends and family, you’d think she’d have learned to pull on her big girl panties and get over it. She’s also very selfish, which is, again, understandable, but reluctant, wishy washy heroes don’t make good thrillers.

The romance between Kitty and Benjy (who in the world named these kids?) also feels lackluster. Their relationship seems underdeveloped, with no true context given for their undying loyalty and passion for one another… I mean, they’re 17, for God sake. Slow down and smell the roses. Benjy is a nice enough kid, but he gets no real characterization other than him being incredibly smart and a lovesick puppy dog. I would have loved to see him show some weird quirks or rattle off a Shakespearean poem from memory or take charge and make some changes of his own – something tangible that could make him seem like a real person rather than a cardboard cut-out – but in the end he’s only there as Kitty’s burden and plaything. Maybe this will change in the sequel, but right now Benjy blends in with the wallpaper.

But let’s talk about what Pawn does have going for it: It diverges from the dystopian formula early on, with a lot of twists and turns that kept me guessing (and reading). On the other hand, there is SO much going on here that it gets convoluted and over the top really quickly. The complex social issues explored are also great food for thought, but I felt they could’ve been fleshed out more. Overall, the political intrigue and suspense delivered a refreshing change of pace for the genre, but the characters diluted the impact of the plot. 3/5

**I received an eBook copy from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review**

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Cindy Gerard is one of my favorite romantic suspense authors – even though she follows a basic formula for all her series, she adds nuances to the plot and characters that make them stand out.

The Way Home diverges from that formula a bit, however. Instead of building characters around a plot, the plot is built around the characters. Tyler Brown and Jess Albert met briefly in Last Man Standing, the final book in Gerard’s Black Ops series. Although their interaction was brief, they felt a connection they couldn’t deny, so Tyler comes back into town a year later to pick up where they left off. Jess, however, is wary of the sexy warrior after her Special Ops husband was killed by a IED three years prior. But of course, you can’t turn down a giant hunk of man candy forever, so they eventually hook up and get engaged. Rainbows and butterflies galore. The problem? Jess’ husband isn’t actually dead. Dun dun DUN!

Tyler and Jess don’t feel fleshed out as individuals, so they’re doubly bland as a couple. There’s nothing wrong with them, per se – they fit into standard romance tropes pretty easily – but something’s missing that I can’t quite put my finger on. There’s no palpable chemistry like there has been in every other Gerard book I’ve read, and maybe that has to do with the storyline. For the first half of the novel, high stakes have been exchanged for relationship melodrama, and although I love me some romantic melodrama, I don’t think Gerard handles the new tone skillfully enough to make it work. Plus, I really don’t have any clear picture of what Jess or Tyler even look like. Sure, there are generic descriptions of blue eyes and brown hair, but I don’t have anything more than an inkling of who they really are. Basically, they’re supposedly really attractive and in to each other, but that doesn’t translate well to the page.

With that said, I did thoroughly enjoy the realistic exploration of the toll war and violence takes on our soldiers – Gerard shows their vulnerability and struggle without making them out to be helpless, broken victims. I’m not an authority on military experiences by any means, but I think that military families would be happy with the portrayals in this novel. I also loved the relationship between J.R. and Rabia (and appreciated the inclusion of POC who are awesome/aren’t terrorists of some kind) and the cameos of the Black Ops team and Mike… I only wish we could’ve seen more of them, because they had a lot more charisma than the main couple did. And I really want to visit Lake Kabetogama now… this novel is basically a love letter to that place, and if the descriptions are any indication, it’s gorgeous.

Final verdict: The novel started out really slowly, but the climactic firefight, heartfelt and bittersweet relationships and the supporting cast really saved it for me, so I still give it 4/5.

**I received an e-galley from Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review.**
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We’ve all said it in passing: “I’d sell my soul to the devil for a (insert amazing thing here).” But what happens when the devil actually answers you?

Randall Banner gets an answer. He’s a published-yet-obscure author who would sell his soul for a bestselling book, so the devil appears in front of him, offers him a contract, and makes it happen.

So, what can I say about Satan. He appears as a hipster slacker douchebag, which seems appropriate somehow. He wears Hawaiian shirts and designer skinny jeans, makes inappropriate sexual innuendos and loves to intrude where he isn’t wanted. So he’s like your father-in-law? Okay, I can buy that. Randall and I both know that he’s going to get played, but it’s easy to forget that because the devil is so well characterized. There are no pointy horns, reddish skin or mustache twirling. From the beginning, he’s just another dudebro, crashing on his buddy’s couch and mooching from his fridge. I’m not ashamed to say I like (okay, love) the devil, and the snarky banter that he and Randall exchange is just too delicious to be sinful. I don’t see personifications of Satan very often in my literature, but regardless this one’s definitely my favorite.

Randall, however, is different. I’m not fond of Randall (who just so happens to be the narrator), but my dislike for Randall is tempered by my sympathy for him, his ache for fame and fortune, and his resulting plunge into indulgent sin. He’s a bit of a bastard and the devil is (obviously) a bit of a bastard, but they’re real. They have motivations and needs and desires that make them stand out in this “dirty little fable.” The background characters, however, feel shallow in comparison, which might not be due to any flaw of their own or the author but due to the shallow lens they’re viewed through (i.e., the “lovely” Randall). 

I think every writer can identify with Randall’s self-aggrandizing, though, myself included. Which got me to thinking: am I a self-aware, self-absorbed, solipsistic and depressing asshole? Is it bad that I envied Randall for having Satan as a house guest on more than one occasion? Yes, and… probably. But the fact that this novel got me to reflect on my own moral compass without beating me over the head with a sermon — in a fable, no less — is pretty darn impressive. A few of Satan’s tirades do come dangerously close, though.

Beside the devil’s propensity for self-righteous rants, I also wasn’t fond of all the sex scenes. Now, I’m a big fan of smut — in fact the devil would’ve enjoyed my last read immensely, if that gives you a hint — but the sex was overwhelming in this book. Randall gets laid so much I don’t know how he’s still able to walk. Did Lyga use all the vivid descriptions of masturbation and horizontal shuffling to convey some greater critique on Randall’s character failings or something? I think he could’ve just started summarizing halfway through the book if that was the case. If I’m going to be honest though, I think he just got excited about the opportunity to say the word “cock” as many times as possible now that he’s writing for an older age group. Oddly, though, he uses the word “buttocks” in place of “ass” a few times. Hmm. Well, obviously, the devil made him do it.

This is Barry’s first published foray into adult fiction, and it doesn’t disappoint. Although all the sexing threw me for a loop at first, the voice is grade-A Lyga. I couldn’t put it down, I found myself laughing out loud at inopportune times, and the twist ending was just perfect.  

Unsoul’d is available now through major ebook stores. If you love sin and debauchery and hipster douchebag devils, you’ll love this book.

I was given an ebook copy by the author in exchange for an honest review.

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Tana lives in a world where walled cities called Coldtowns exist. In them, quarantined monsters and humans mingle in a decadently bloody mix of predator and prey. The only problem is, once you pass through Coldtown’s gates, you can never leave.

One morning, after a perfectly ordinary party, Tana wakes up surrounded by corpses. The only other survivors of this massacre are her exasperatingly endearing ex-boyfriend, infected and on the edge, and a mysterious boy burdened with a terrible secret. Shaken and determined, Tana enters a race against the clock to save the three of them the only way she knows how: by going straight to the wicked, opulent heart of Coldtown itself.

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Disclaimer: This book is about vampires. Yes, I know — you’ve probably gotten vampire overload over the past three or four years, but stay with me for a few minutes. I think you’ll find yourself pleasantly surprised by this one — I know I was!

Erase all the glamorized, perfect and beautiful vampires from your brain, because The Coldest Girl in Coldtown rips the thin layers of veneer and glitter off vampire legend and reveals the rotten, icky stuff underneath. Sure, there’s a lot of indulgence, refinement and antiquity mixed in (as you would expect when concerning creatures that had lived for centuries), but there’s a lot of frank depictions of gore and modernity, too. Coldtown takes place in the present-day United States and makes heavy references to social media, so it’s a novel that has a gritty, realistic edge despite the subject matter. I definitely give Holly Black props for the meticulous attention to detail regarding how vampires became a worldwide phenomenon and how major governments handled the outbreak.

The three main characters — Tana, Aidan, and Gavriel — are really faithful depictions of modern-day (or in Gavriel’s case, not-so modern) teenagers. Their personalities are completely opposite, but they mesh well as an ensemble. I didn’t really buy the romance aspect of the novel because of the codependency vibes (that seems to be a big pet peeve of mine in fiction… why can’t we have couples that aren’t so needy?), but it was still believable and I appreciate that it wasn’t idealized. Overall, Coldtown manages to make vampires horrifying and cool at the same time, and without giving spoilers, I was really happy with the fact that Tana decided not to go the way of her friends in the end.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this book was expanded into a series since the ending leaves a lot of angles unexplored, but I’m thoroughly satisfied with Coldtown as a standalone novel. The ending was perfect, with just the right mixture of anticipation and closure. Regardless of what comes next for Tana, I enjoyed the way her story played out, even if she didn’t. This is the kind of book that will make you wax philosophical for hours after you’ve read it because it raises so many interesting questions about human nature. My only complaint is that the plot got a bit too convoluted at the end (seriously… can he read minds?). Highly recommended!

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As soon as I read the synopsis for this book, I immediately thought of myself ten minutes after I finished reading The Lovely Bones, soaked in tears and misery. I really enjoyed reading that novel, but I’ve found myself avoiding fiction with similar themes because the angst can get a bit hard to handle after a point. So when I was given a copy of The Returned during a Harlequin BEA blogger event, I was intrigued but hesitant.

“So, honest question,” I asked one of the Harlequin editors. “On a scale of one to ten, just how depressing is this book?”

She laughed at me and said only a little, but that it’s steeped in so much meaning and beauty that it doesn’t matter. Pshaw, I thought. P-SHAW.

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The best way to describe The Returned is that it’s a book about second chances. Harold Hargrave and his wife Lucille are an 80-something couple living in the rural South when a sharply dressed black man (I only mention this because this seems to be the defining characteristic of the guy… it’s used almost every time he shows up) appears on their doorstep with a young boy. Inside, Lucille watches news coverage of the ‘Returned’ epidemic that began a few months ago, where the dead inexplicably rise from their graves, wholly alive and not aged a single day beyond their deaths. Lucille condemns the phenomenon as an abomination… that is, until the moment her husband announces that their young guest is their 8-year old son, Jacob, who drowned more than 50 years prior.

The story of The Returned is, at its core, the story of the Hargrave family as they wrestle with demons from their past, but other stories are interspersed: Martin Bellamy, the sharply dressed black man from the International Bureau of the Returned, plays a prominent supporting role, as do other members of the town of Arcadia. The narrative also explores the world from the perspective of several of the Returned, adding an interesting edge to the novel’s narrow focus. I struggled to understand the chronology of these scenes at first (the first couple seemed like they were taking place before the Returned had died), but they go along consecutively with the events of the Hargrave story.

Naturally, the world descends into chaos as every nation is forced to provide for millions of people who shouldn’t exist, but not everyone comes back, and this also causes a great deal of heartache and bitterness. I especially admired Mott’s attention to detail regarding the varied reactions the characters have to the situation. Some become deliriously happy, others get suspicions, angry or distant, but the emotions fill a vibrant and realistic range fully entrenched in each character’s development. That’s the novel’s biggest strength – every character, minor or major, has subtle quirks that make them come alive. The attention to the same unique details, such as Bellamy’s well-pressed suits, throughout the novel tell us more about the people than any straightforward adjectives could, although Mott wields his adjectives and descriptions masterfully as well (you can really tell that this guy’s a poet).

Problems arise, however, when the narrative gets a bit too detailed… characters that pop into a scene for a couple of lines get their own vivid backstory, which slows down the narrative. I found myself wanting to skim ahead a couple of times, though I avoided the impulse for the most part. Toward the middle of the novel the characterization takes precedence over the action, and my interest floundered as a result. The sparse ending fit well with the tone of the book, but I still felt disappointed because the author could’ve easily fit more resolution if he had streamlined the introspection. There are plenty of unanswered questions, but I’m sure they’ll be addressed in the sequel. Overall, I loved the concept and enjoyed the interaction between characters, but there isn’t a lot happening in this book. That seems like it should be a contradiction when people are coming back from the dead en masse, but I’m still curious to see how Mott will explore this story in the future.

So, Final Verdict: If you’re a fan of literary fiction, definitely go for it, but if you’re a uncultured yahoo like me who likes to see things blowing up every second, proceed with caution. And to address the “how depressing is this novel?” question… actually, it wasn’t bad! I teared up a bit at the ending, but that was it. My pajamas are not soaked in tears and misery and honestly I think I’m a better person for that.

My ARC of The Returned has a huge, superficial rip in the pretty cover (so sad!), but I’m still willing to part with it if anyone’s interested. Just post in the comment section below.

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